If it was 2006

1901958_10201485560926448_1762045999_n15 year old Bonnie Jean would be FREAKING out. Okay so 22 year old Bonnie Jean is in the same boat. Whatever. Today is day 1 of 14 that I’ll be in Kansas City for training to be a yearbook sales rep.

Crazy right? For the last 8 or so years, any time someone asked me what I wanted to do with my life I said, “yearbook.” I didn’t know how I would, but it’s all I wanted. I’m pretty sure people thought it was a weird thing to want to do. Who actually loves yearbook that much? The girl posing on the boxes of yearbooks. Duh.

If you’re reading this, I’m probably on an airplane. Thank God for scheduled blog posts. I’ll be sure to take tons of pictures and give hopefully hilarious updates on my first experiences with single digit weather and snow storms.

Actually, we all know it’s going to be grand. Get ready for it. What shoes do I even WEAR during the snow that are business casual appropriate yet still won’t give me frostbite?

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Is it possible for me to learn to Apparate in the next 12 ish hours? Can everything in Harry Potter be real right now so I don’t have to experience the cold? Can I have real Butterbeer so that I can experience the overwhelming magical warmth that happens when you drink it? Can the polar vortex PLEASE just put itself on pause for like, a minute while I’m there?

Just a few things I’d like to happen. No pressure.

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